Your life didn’t start with this chat.
FacebookYou’re less combative than you used to be.
18 personal attacks in your 2013 posts. 3 in 2025.2013: “This is hella retarded. You’re a fucking idiot.”
AmazonYou buy the whole hobby at once.
$522 on coffee gear in one week.Machine $279 · Grinder $149 · Accessories $94
Google + FacebookPhotography was never just a phase.
First searches in 2018. Still sharing photos in 2025.2018 photography searches → 2025 photo posts
NetflixYou balance dark stories with familiar jokes.
46 mystery episodes. 24 Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes.Dark + Mindhunter ↔ Brooklyn Nine-Nine
YouTube + GoogleYour curiosity gets very specific.
23 activities about undersea cables in three days.A shark search → repair videos → cable-ship discussions
LinkedInYou turn your personal life into a pitch.
Even your divorce became a business lesson.“What my divorce taught me about SaaS retention.”
InstagramYou’ve stopped trying so hard to impress.
Your captions shifted from flexes to friends and photography.“Stay poor, peasants.” → “Lake day with Priya.”
DoorDashDelivery is part of your routine now.
48 orders in a year. About four a month.$1,560 total. $300 in fees and tips.Meet the first AI connected to everything in your life.
Only the history you choose to import. Private to you.
In your first 10 days
30+ years online?
Clean it up automatically.
Your next recruiter shouldn’t have to meet 2013-you. Public posts can outlive the person who wrote them.
Hey finds them. You choose what goes. The cleaner removes what you approve and checks the result.
Clean up my historySome posts aged worse than you did.
15 fictional posts across Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedInThe things you thought sounded profound.
The arguments that got personal.
More information than strangers need.
The good stuff gets to stay.
Select the posts you’d remove. Keep the good stuff.
5 posts shown. Only selected posts shown here are removed.
No sample posts match this filter. Try another category.
Removal uses the Hey Cleanup Chrome extension. Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn are in the extension pilot. Supported content varies by network. You review and approve each batch.
A bad joke. A cheap shot.
A post you forgot existed.
Find yours before someone else does. Hey finds old posts, you approve what goes, and the cleaner handles the rest.
Find my old posts70%
of surveyed U.S. companies used social media to research job candidates.
Survey of 1,002 U.S. hiring decision-makers, conducted December 1–15, 2022 and published May 2023. The 70% refers to companies using social media for candidate research; it does not mean every applicant was checked. Read the research
68%
of respondents had reviewed or deleted posts they felt were no longer socially acceptable.
Survey of 8,519 people aged 16+ across 11 European countries, conducted December 2021 and published January 2022. In each country, 50% were ages 16–21, 25% were 22–34, and 25% were 35+. This measures respondents’ own judgments about their posts, not how many people could be ‘cancelled’. Read the research
From the public record
Twitter 2011
AI illustration…I'm going 2 break it over his head & say n my voice 'stop that's gay'.
From a homophobic tweet about his son playing with a dollhouse.
In December 2018, Hart withdrew from hosting the 2019 Oscars after old anti-gay posts resurfaced. He apologized to the LGBTQ community.
Twitter May 29, 2018
AI illustrationmuslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.
A racist tweet targeting former White House adviser Valerie Jarrett.
ABC cancelled the Roseanne revival hours after the post. Barr deleted it and apologized.
Twitter Dec 20, 2013
Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
A tweet about race and AIDS, posted before a flight to South Africa.
IAC dismissed its communications director after the tweet went viral in December 2013. Sacco publicly apologized.
Before we get to your letter, a word.
Most AI gets to know the surface. Hey gets to know your life story through your last 30+ years online: the millions of posts, comments, searches, and purchases. The person you were, and the person you’re becoming.
The photos. The late-night rants. The thirst traps. The opinions you were embarrassingly certain about. Sometimes funny. Sometimes cringey. Sometimes an asshole. Still a life worth understanding.
The rabbit holes at 2 a.m. The comfort rewatches. The searches and purchases. Little records of what you love, what you repeat, and how you’ve changed.
Simply put, Hey connects all the pieces. It makes sense of your life through beautiful visual reports and useful suggestions. Ask deep questions about your life. Get expert-level analysis, with the evidence behind every answer.
Destroy every offensive, cringey, evil post in the next 10 days.
Hey knows your story.
Here’s what it can do for you.
A caption in your voiceExample draftSix years of taking the long way home for the light.
Took the long way home.Again. The light hadother plans.
A little dry. A little sentimental. Still you.
Your past, handled.Cleanup exampleIn this fictional example, Hey removes the Facebook post you approved and keeps your graduation memory.
Your coffee phaseNov 3–8, 2025For your next hobby, start with one thing. Add the rest when you know you’ll use it.
Illustrative examples from the sample history above.
The habits you don’t notice. The interests that stick. The ways you’ve changed. With evidence and something useful to do next.
Illustrative reports · fictional dataAmazon$522 on a machine, grinder, and accessories in one week. You didn’t exactly ease into this one.
Turns out your
coffee era was expensive.
November: $775. Coffee equipment accounts for $522.
Try this. For your next hobby, start with one thing. Add the rest when you know you’ll use it.
Netflix46 mystery episode plays, alongside 24 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. You seem to like a puzzle with a familiar place to land.
Try this. Try a familiar comedy between darker series. Your next pick doesn’t have to be more of the same.
GoogleYouTube
RedditA shark question became 23 searches, video plays, and comments in three days. You went from a strange fact to how the system works.
“do sharks bite internet cables?”10:14 p.m.
How undersea cables are repaired10:22 p.m.
So, about these cable repair ships…10:47 p.m.
Try this. Turn this thread into a reading list. See which questions you still want answered a month from now.
FacebookReddit18 posts with personal attacks in 2013; 3 in 2025. Later replies include disagreement without insults, and an admission you were wrong.
Try this. Keep the posts that show growth. Review the old attacks that still introduce you to strangers.
DoorDash48 orders in a year: four a month on average. $300 of your $1,560 total went to fees and tips.
$32.50 per “I’ll just order something.”
Try this. Plan for delivery as a regular expense. Decide which nights are worth the extra cost to you.
FacebookGoogleAmazonYou searched for camera tips in 2018, bought a camera in 2019, and were still sharing photos in 2025. This interest kept showing up.
The archive starts here.
“How to shoot in manual mode.”
A search becomes a purchase.
Turns out that one stuck.
Try this. Make room for the interest that stayed. Plan your next photo walk before your next camera upgrade.
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Ask about my lifeFacebookRedditFacebook + Reddit · 2013–2025
“This is hella retarded. You’re a fucking idiot.”
Your Facebook post · ableist insult“I disagree, but I get where you’re coming from.”
Your Reddit comment · disagreement without an insult“I was wrong about this. Leaving it up for context.”
18 personal attacks in 2013 · 3 in 2025The answer is in there.
Following your records,personal attacks in the selected years
2013-you went straight for the person. 2025-you usually argues the point. There are 18 personal attacks in the 2013 posts here, and 3 in 2025. That looks like progress. It’s also only the part of you these records can show.
AmazonAmazon · 2025 · USD
Espresso machine
$279 · completed purchaseCoffee grinder + accessories
$149 + $94 · another $243 on the same hobbyHousehold supplies: $171 charged, $50 refunded
$121 net · October $406 → November $775The answer is in there.
Following your records,of November’s $775 went on coffee gear
You got into coffee. The espresso machine, grinder, and accessories total $522 of November’s $775. October was $406. That explains the jump; whether the coffee is worth it is your call.
NetflixNetflix · Alex’s profile · 2025
Dark + Mindhunter
46 episode plays · mysteryBrooklyn Nine-Nine
24 episode plays · familiar jokesThe Crown + Our Planet
18 drama + 12 documentary episodes · 100 plays totalThe answer is in there.
Following your records,of your episode plays were mysteries
You like a mystery you can settle into: 46 of your 100 episode plays were Dark or Mindhunter. Then you went back to Brooklyn Nine-Nine for 24 episodes. Suspense, then familiar jokes. That’s a viewing pattern, not a psychological diagnosis.
GoogleYouTubeRedditGoogle + YouTube + Reddit · August 2025
“do sharks bite internet cables?”
A Google search. An innocent beginning.How undersea cables are repaired
A video play, eight minutes after the searchA discussion of submarine cable repair ships
This comment + 20 more related activities over three daysThe answer is in there.
Following your records,related activities. One very specific rabbit hole.
Undersea internet cables. It started with “do sharks bite internet cables?” and became 23 related activities in three days. By 10:47 p.m. on the first night, you were discussing cable repair ships on Reddit. A very specific evening.
Scripted examples using the sample reports above. Your answers use your own imports.
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From your Instagram history
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From your LinkedIn history
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From your Reddit history
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From your YouTube history
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From your Google history
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From your Amazon history
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From your Netflix history
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From your Uber history
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From your DoorDash history
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Upload a supported account's export. You choose what to bring. Coverage depends on the records available; importing a source does not automatically enable removal.
Understand your life. Choose what goes.
Hey handles the cleanup. Automatically.
In this fictional example, Hey removes two posts you approved for removal, from Facebook and LinkedIn, and keeps a graduation memory.