Amazon spending
Your cart has a personality.
$4,286after recorded refunds
Turns out your
coffee era was expensive.
November: $775. Coffee equipment accounts for $522.
Jan–Dec 2025 · USD
Your life didn’t start with this chat.
See the truth
about you.
- 2013 → 2025
FacebookYou’re less combative than you used to be.
18 personal attacks in your 2013 posts. 3 in 2025.2013: “Not my fault you’re all fucking idiots.” - November 2025 · USDAmazon
You buy the whole hobby at once.
$522 on coffee gear in one week.Machine $279 · Grinder $149 · Accessories $94 - 2018 → 2025
Google + FacebookPhotography was never just a phase.
First searches in 2018. Still sharing photos in 2025.2018 photography searches → 2025 photo posts - Alex’s profile · 2025
NetflixYou balance dark stories with familiar jokes.
46 mystery episodes. 24 Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes.Dark + Mindhunter ↔ Brooklyn Nine-Nine - With Reddit · Aug 12–14, 2025
YouTube + GoogleYour curiosity gets very specific.
23 activities about undersea cables in three days.A shark search → repair videos → cable-ship discussions - Your posts · 2017–2023
LinkedInYou turn your personal life into a pitch.
Even your divorce became a business lesson.“What my divorce taught me about SaaS retention.” - Your captions · 2014 → 2025
InstagramYou’ve stopped trying so hard to impress.
Your captions shifted from flexes to friends and photography.“Stay jealous, peasants.” → “Lake day with Priya.” - Your orders · 2025 · USD
DoorDashDelivery is part of your routine now.
48 orders in a year. About four a month.$1,560 total. $300 in fees and tips.
Sample insights, grounded in fictional records.
From your late-night Facebook post to your recurring Amazon purchase, Hey connects the pieces of your life. See your patterns. Clean up what you’ve outgrown.
A personal letter. Visual reports. Answers about you. A cleaner for your past.
Only the history you choose to import. Private to you.
The automated cleaner
Destroy your
30+ years online?
Clean it up automatically.
The 2 a.m. shitposts. The thirst traps. The LinkedIn sermon you thought was profound.
Hey finds them. You choose what goes. The cleaner removes what you approve and checks the result.
Clean up my historyfacebook.com/you/allactivityh Hey for Chrome
Your past, up for review.
2013–2019Select the posts you’d remove. Keep the good stuff.
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A little less past.
A little more you.
Removal uses the Hey Cleanup Chrome extension. Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn are in the extension pilot. Supported content varies by network. You review and approve each batch.
Before we get to your letter, a word.
Five years or 30+ years online. HeyAI gets to know all of you: 10+ networks, millions of posts, comments, events, and searches. Not just your calendar. The person you were. The person you’re becoming.
The photos. The late-night rants. The thirst traps. The opinions you were embarrassingly certain about. Sometimes funny. Sometimes cringey. Sometimes an asshole. Still a life worth understanding.
The rabbit holes at 2 a.m. The comfort rewatches. The searches and purchases. Little records of what you love, what you repeat, and how you’ve changed.
Hey connects the pieces. Your patterns. Your contradictions. Visual reports with useful suggestions. Answers with the receipts.
And the posts you regret? Some are still introducing a version of you that you barely recognize. Read the whole story. Choose what stays. Hey cleans up what goes.
Keep the memories.
Lose the baggage.
That was our letter.
The next one’s about you.
Reports about the person in the data
A report card for
your beautiful life.
What’s going well. What could be better. Suggestions for what to do next.
Your spending, your taste, your habits. With the evidence, so you can make up your own mind.
Illustrative reports · fictional dataNetflix viewing taste
You have a type. Usually a murder.
A mystery, a rewatch, and “just one more.”
18 episode playsDARK
28 episode playsMIND
HUNTER
HUNTER
24 episode playsNINE
NINE!
NINE!
Mystery 46%Comedy 24%Drama 18%Docs 12%
2025 · Alex’s profile
Search & viewing history
One quick search. A minor in marine biology.
“do sharks bite internet cables?”10:14 p.m.
How undersea cables are repaired10:22 p.m.
So, about these cable repair ships…10:47 p.m.
23 related activities. Three days.
A surprisingly specific interest.
Aug 12–14, 2025
Your posts over time
Character development. With timestamps.
2013–2025 · selected years
DoorDash spending
Dinner for one. Fees for everyone.
48 deliveries later$1,560.00
- Food + tax
- $1,260
- Fees
- $156
- Tips
- $144
$32.50 per “I’ll just order something.”
Jan–Dec 2025 · USD
Your life across sources
You’ve had a few eras.
Some interests were a phase. Some became you.
2009The first post.
The archive starts here.
2018The camera curiosity.
“How to shoot in manual mode.”
2019The first camera.
A search becomes a purchase.
2025Still chasing the light.
Turns out that one stuck.
2009–2025 · available records
Ask Hey
Deep research.
A PhD on you.
Watch Hey follow a question through your history.
The searches. The records. The thing you never noticed.
How much of an asshole was I?
Facebook + Reddit · 2013–2025
Research complete. Follow the records.3 / 3
Search your old posts
Personal attacks in my own posts · 2013June 3, 2013“Not my fault you’re all fucking idiots.”
Your Facebook post · personal attackRead what you wrote later
How I disagreed with people · 2025March 6, 2025“I disagree, but I get where you’re coming from.”
Your Reddit comment · disagreement without an insultLook for evidence of change
Compare attacks and corrections · 2013–2025September 18, 2025“I was wrong about this. Leaving it up for context.”
18 personal attacks in 2013 · 3 in 2025
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
What Hey found18 → 3
personal attacks in the selected years
2013-you went straight for the person. 2025-you usually argues the point. There are 18 personal attacks in the 2013 posts here, and 3 in 2025. That looks like progress. It’s also only the part of you these records can show.
Why did my Amazon spending jump in November?
Amazon · 2025 · USD
Research complete. Follow the records.3 / 3
Open your November orders
Amazon purchases · November 2025 · USDNovember 3, 2025Espresso machine
$279 · completed purchaseFollow the coffee purchases
Coffee equipment bought in the same weekNovember 4–8, 2025Coffee grinder + accessories
$149 + $94 · another $243 on the same hobbyCheck the totals and refunds
October vs November · exclude cancellationsNovember 22, 2025Household supplies: $171 charged, $50 refunded
$121 net · October $406 → November $775
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
What Hey found$522
of November’s $775 went on coffee gear
You got into coffee. The espresso machine, grinder, and accessories total $522 of November’s $775. October was $406. That explains the jump; whether the coffee is worth it is your call.
What does my Netflix history say about me?
Netflix · Alex’s profile · 2025
Research complete. Follow the records.3 / 3
Read your profile’s history
Alex’s viewing history · 2025 · no trailersAlex’s profile · 2025Dark + Mindhunter
46 episode plays · mysteryFind what you keep returning to
Recurring titles and repeat playsAlex’s profile · 2025Brooklyn Nine-Nine
24 episode plays · familiar jokesCompare the rest of your taste
Other genres · same profile, same yearAlex’s profile · 2025The Crown + Our Planet
18 drama + 12 documentary episodes · 100 plays total
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
What Hey found46%
of your episode plays were mysteries
You like a mystery you can settle into: 46 of your 100 episode plays were Dark or Mindhunter. Then you went back to Brooklyn Nine-Nine for 24 episodes. Suspense, then familiar jokes. That’s a viewing pattern, not a psychological diagnosis.
What’s my most ridiculous rabbit hole?
Google + YouTube + Reddit · August 2025
Research complete. Follow the records.3 / 3
Find the first question
Unexpected searches · August 2025August 12 · 10:14 p.m.“do sharks bite internet cables?”
A Google search. An innocent beginning.Follow what you watched next
Videos about sharks and undersea cablesAugust 12 · 10:22 p.m.How undersea cables are repaired
A video play, eight minutes after the searchSee where the trail leads
Cable repair discussions · August 12–14August 12 · 10:47 p.m.A discussion of submarine cable repair ships
This comment + 20 more related activities over three days
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
What Hey found23
related activities. One very specific rabbit hole.
Undersea internet cables. It started with “do sharks bite internet cables?” and became 23 related activities in three days. By 10:47 p.m. on the first night, you were discussing cable repair ships on Reddit. A very specific evening.
Scripted examples using the sample reports above. Your answers use your own imports.
The pieces of you
Ten places.
One whole you.
Your life is scattered across the internet.
Bring it together. Ask something only your history can answer.
Pick an icon. Follow a different thread.
From your Facebook history
Your posts, comments, and earlier chapters.
The questions get personal.
- How has the way I talk to people changed?
- Which posts no longer sound like me?
- What were the best chapters of my life?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your Instagram history
What you shared and how you showed up.
The questions get personal.
- What do I keep coming back to photograph?
- How has the way I present myself changed?
- Which captions make me cringe now?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your LinkedIn history
Your career story, posts, and comments.
The questions get personal.
- What story does my career actually tell?
- Do my posts sound anything like me?
- Which professional opinions have I outgrown?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your Reddit history
The communities and conversations you return to.
The questions get personal.
- What do I know a weird amount about?
- Which communities do I keep coming back to?
- Have I gotten better at disagreeing?
Reports and answers
From your YouTube history
Your curiosity, rabbit holes, and changing interests.
The questions get personal.
- What rabbit hole did I fall into this month?
- Which interests lasted longer than a week?
- What do I watch when I have no plan?
Reports and answers
From your Google history
Searches and activity that connect the dots.
The questions get personal.
- What did I care about before I talked about it?
- Which questions keep coming back?
- How have my interests changed over the years?
Reports and answers
From your Amazon history
Your purchases, spending patterns, and little obsessions.
The questions get personal.
- What explains my biggest spending spikes?
- How much did my latest hobby cost?
- Which purchases do I keep repeating?
Reports and answers
From your Netflix history
Your viewing history, ratings, and next great watch.
The questions get personal.
- What is my actual taste in TV?
- Which shows are my comfort rewatches?
- What should I try next, based on my history?
Reports and answers
From your Uber history
Your rides and the cost of getting around.
The questions get personal.
- How much am I spending getting around?
- Which trips are part of my routine?
- When did my travel habits change?
Reports and answers
From your DoorDash history
Your orders and the price of convenience.
The questions get personal.
- How much of dinner went to fees and tips?
- What is my real default order?
- Has delivery become a habit?
Reports and answers
Connect a supported account or upload its export. You choose what to bring. Coverage depends on the records available; importing a source does not automatically enable removal.
A little perspective. A few good decisions. A cleaner past.